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    Re: Too funny not to post…… (pictures)


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    Re: Too funny not to post…… (pictures)

    Quote Originally Posted by Max][mu$ View Post
    lol that's how you do it :P

    Quote Originally Posted by BrilliantDude49 View Post
    I don't know if the guys over at Nexon know about this game called World of Warcraft, but it's a game where lots of people exist in a single world instead of everyone living in their own world.

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    Re: Too funny not to post…… (pictures)

    Quote Originally Posted by Max][mu$ View Post
    haha love it!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilliantDude49 View Post
    I don't know if the guys over at Nexon know about this game called World of Warcraft, but it's a game where lots of people exist in a single world instead of everyone living in their own world.

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    Re: Too funny not to post…… (pictures)

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    And now we know what Skyyline looks like :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilliantDude49 View Post
    I don't know if the guys over at Nexon know about this game called World of Warcraft, but it's a game where lots of people exist in a single world instead of everyone living in their own world.

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    Re: Too funny not to post…… (pictures)

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    I remember how people were freaking out about this, they had no idea they got trolled.

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    Re: Too funny not to post…… (pictures)

    Nitrous is like a hot girl with a STD, you always want to hit it, but are afraid of the consequences

    Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them they'll rock your world

    Horsepower sells cars, Torque wins races




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    We should have them donate $500 for the entire group to be unbanned. They can start up a lemonade stand together to earn the money. Sounds like the perfect job for a bunch of retards.

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    Re: Too funny not to post…… (pictures)

    @DREDD posted this on Facebook, but I thought it should be posted here as well. LOL

    Last edited by Max][mu$; 04-10-2016 at 04:30 AM.

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    Re: Too funny not to post…… (pics/vids)

    Nitrous is like a hot girl with a STD, you always want to hit it, but are afraid of the consequences

    Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them they'll rock your world

    Horsepower sells cars, Torque wins races




    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles View Post
    We should have them donate $500 for the entire group to be unbanned. They can start up a lemonade stand together to earn the money. Sounds like the perfect job for a bunch of retards.

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    Re: Too funny not to post…… (pics/vids)

    Barack Obama was visiting a primary school in North Carolina and he visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

    The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’. So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

    One little boy stood up and offered: “If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him that would be a tragedy.

    “No,” said Obama, “that would be an accident.”

    A little girl raised her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff killing everyone that would be a tragedy!"

    “I’m afraid not,” explained Obama. “That’s what we would call a great loss."

    The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Obama searched the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?

    Finally, at the back of the room. Little Johnny raised his hand.

    The teacher held her breath!

    In a quiet voice he said: “If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

    “Fantastic!” exclaimed Obama. “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”

    “Well,” says Johnny, “It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss…and you can bet your ass it wouldn’t be an accident either!”

    The teacher fainted!

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    Re: Too funny not to post…… (pics/vids)

    Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
    "Sure," they said, "You're welcome."

    So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"

    "I'm a hit man," was the reply.

    "You're joking!" was the response.

    "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.

    "Here are my tools."

    "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend," can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."

    So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

    "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha ha, I can see she's naked! What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbour in there with her . he's naked as well! The *****!"

    He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

    "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

    "Can you do two for me now?"

    "Sure, what do you want?"

    "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.

    Then the neighbour, he's a mate of mine, a bit of a ********, so just shoot his cock off to teach him a lesson."

    The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

    "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

    "Just wait a moment , be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a thousand dollars here....."

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