Why Max is well loved in this clan LOL

[Yoshara]

|DPG| Max][mu$: yosh!!!
|DPG| Yoshara: omg its max lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: with a friend and watching Band of Brothers. Showing him the correctness of the map =)
|DPG| Max][mu$: the clan thats in first place on 6vs6 TWL S&D ladder has already forfitted there last match, but right before they forfitted we challenged them
|DPG| Max][mu$: were currently ranked 10th overall on this ladder
|DPG| Max][mu$: with 12 wins and 9 losses
|DPG| Max][mu$: out of 102 clans
|DPG| Max][mu$: ok here is the thing...
|DPG| Max][mu$: if they forfit to us which is a good chance
|DPG| Max][mu$: it will put us in 1st place
|DPG| Max][mu$: then we can defend on hurtgen in the #1 spot as much as we want
|DPG| Max][mu$: till somebody beats us
|DPG| Max][mu$: so cross ur fingers and hopefully they forfit
|DPG| Yoshara: but if they don't forfiet? lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: cause they have till the end of the day
|DPG| Max][mu$: cause i challenged them on..
|DPG| Max][mu$: the 7th
|DPG| Max][mu$: so if they dont accept at midnight tonight
|DPG| Max][mu$: were in first place!
|DPG| Max][mu$: LOL
|DPG| Yoshara: lol, nice.
|DPG| Max][mu$: and then we have a real shot at holding that spot
|DPG| Max][mu$: cause obviously we will pick hurtgen!
|DPG| Yoshara: Sweet.
|DPG| Max][mu$: for some reason were better on 6vs6 Hurtgen
|DPG| Max][mu$: than 4vs4
|DPG| Max][mu$: our record proves that lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: btw
|DPG| Max][mu$: i was in my first ever film yesterday
|DPG| Max][mu$: thats why i was gone all day
|DPG| Yoshara: thats because we are better on A side with 3 people =) and that one person in the middle helps alot.
|DPG| Yoshara: lol, what film?
|DPG| Max][mu$: i played a small role of a mobster/bodyguard/hitman
|DPG| Max][mu$: its called
|DPG| Max][mu$: "Cheat"
|DPG| Yoshara: a movie?
|DPG| Max][mu$: of course
|DPG| Max][mu$: film = movie
|DPG| Yoshara: sweet. I have to see that movie just cause your in it.
|DPG| Max][mu$: i got to dress in mobster suit and hold a sawed off shottie
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol the whole 9 yards it was awesome
|DPG| Yoshara: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: well thats is if it goes to the theaters
|DPG| Max][mu$: this is an independent film
|DPG| Yoshara: any major actors in it?
|DPG| Max][mu$: most are lucky if they go to what they call a
|DPG| Max][mu$: "Made for TV film"
|DPG| Max][mu$: nope
|DPG| Max][mu$: this is just something to get my foot in the door as an actor
|DPG| Yoshara: oh, I get what you mean. Like those movies that just air on tv
|DPG| Max][mu$: exactly
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|DPG| Yoshara: im bored lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: suppose to get to my grandmothers at 9:30
|DPG| Max][mu$: cool
|DPG| Yoshara: oh ya, 12 days till graduation. Do I need to send you an invitation? lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: i would go if i could
|DPG| Max][mu$: sry bro lol
|DPG| Yoshara: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: yea well
|DPG| Max][mu$: i turn 24 on Thursday
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: nice
|DPG| Max][mu$: i guess...
|DPG| Yoshara: happy early b-day
|DPG| Max][mu$: well i actually look forward turning 25
|DPG| Max][mu$: cause i get 20% off of my car insurance lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: heh thx
|DPG| Yoshara: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: then after i turn 25 i dont want to get any bit older lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: wiser yea...
|DPG| Max][mu$: older no
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: just become some olympian god. its all good.
|DPG| Max][mu$: lmao
|DPG| Yoshara: oh, you have to make sure I get in the match vs man. 4v4 RO UO CTF. The only matches I have fun in lol
|DPG| Yoshara: tommorow
|DPG| Max][mu$: well if u are one of the few who signed up first
|DPG| Max][mu$: then why not
|DPG| Yoshara: I hope vash dosn't show up. Then it will be Me, you, fox, and bo.
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol poor vash
|DPG| Max][mu$: u hope he doesnt show up
|DPG| Max][mu$: YOUR AGAINST MY LIL HOMIE!
|DPG| Max][mu$: arge!
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol...
|DPG| Max][mu$: bad dino!
|DPG| Max][mu$: bad!
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: lol. I have given up my spot to him twice. I can wish it lol.
|DPG| Max][mu$: Oh
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol yea i forgot
|DPG| Max][mu$: but, he may not wish it
|DPG| Max][mu$: for u
|DPG| Max][mu$: LOL
|DPG| Yoshara: I keep track. Fox once, vash twice, meister twice, mishap once, and I think killer once too.
|DPG| Yoshara: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: btw, I am sorry.
|DPG| Yoshara: ....folk's birthday is on the same day as yours....lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: yea i know lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: he will be 18
|DPG| Yoshara: hes younger than me
|DPG| Max][mu$: so that means when i was 16
|DPG| Max][mu$: he was...
|DPG| Max][mu$: 10!
|DPG| Yoshara: LOL
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: bo turns 23, 2 weeks after you.
|DPG| Max][mu$: yea i know lol
|DPG| Yoshara: and I turn 19....in 4 months!
|DPG| Max][mu$: that i didnt know
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: October 1, 1986
|DPG| Max][mu$: cool
|DPG| Yoshara: no wonder me and fox get along like you and bo
|DPG| Max][mu$: mine is May 12th 1981 lol
|DPG| Yoshara: 1981, old fogie.
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: i remember the 80s well actually
|DPG| Yoshara: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: i can remember when the hottest song on the MTV and the radio was
|DPG| Max][mu$: Welcome To the Jungle
|DPG| Max][mu$: by Guns and Roses lol
|DPG| Yoshara: Thats an awsome song.
|DPG| Max][mu$: yea it is
|DPG| Yoshara: actually the first time I heard it was on the commercial for GTA: San Andreas LOL
|DPG| Max][mu$: lmao
|DPG| Max][mu$: thats when u know u need to get out more
|DPG| Yoshara: Hey. I could quote Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze word by word.
|DPG| Yoshara: I pride myself on that fact.
|DPG| Max][mu$: lmao!
|DPG| Max][mu$: Turtles 2 was the best of the trilogy
|DPG| Max][mu$: 2nd best was Turtles 1
|DPG| Yoshara: ya
|DPG| Max][mu$: 3rd was ok lol
|DPG| Yoshara: "And next time I'll use mustard!" "Combat cold-cuts! Aiieee!"
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol!
|DPG| Yoshara: Oh. Ok, I figured out why me and fox act like you and bo....we were both born in the same month like you and bo. 2 weeks apart.
|DPG| Max][mu$: first of all
|DPG| Max][mu$: lets get one thing straight
|DPG| Max][mu$: i dont act like bo
|DPG| Max][mu$: i dont constantly do this
|DPG| Max][mu$: =/
|DPG| Yoshara: =/
|DPG| Yoshara: no
|DPG| Max][mu$: and 2nd
|DPG| Yoshara: fox = max
yosh = bo
|DPG| Yoshara: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: i dont dont constantly talk sarcastically
|DPG| Max][mu$: LOL
|DPG| Max][mu$: but, bo is great
|DPG| Max][mu$: we have become best friends for a while now
|DPG| Yoshara: bos hilarious lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol yea he is great
|DPG| Yoshara: "Ya, I can come pick you up in my helicopter" LOL
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[Yoshara]

|DPG| Yoshara: dude...I just watched a guy kill tyrant with a knife in resident evil 1....
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: ok here is where im at on Resident Evil
|DPG| Max][mu$: havent played any of the games
|DPG| Max][mu$: dont really want to
|DPG| Max][mu$: and havent seen any of the films
|DPG| Max][mu$: and dont really want to either
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: omg max....atleast see the movies.
|DPG| Max][mu$: nah not my taiste lol sry
|DPG| Max][mu$: im more of a Sin City style guy
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: Milla Jivovich is worth seeing
|DPG| Max][mu$: oh hell yah
|DPG| Yoshara: So is Sienna Guillory, but she is more my type of woman.
|DPG| Max][mu$: i would bang her so hard that somebody would think i was constantly knocking on their door!
|DPG| Yoshara: LOL
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol...
|DPG| Yoshara: max, you are very open about your feelings lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: damn straight
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: for example
|DPG| Max][mu$: Jessica Alba...
|DPG| Max][mu$: oh my gosh
|DPG| Max][mu$: i would hit that raw dog and seat it up! Without saying nothing!
|DPG| Max][mu$: if i could just come thru then maybe she would give me something lol
|DPG| Yoshara: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: i would be like, my name is Max now lets lock ass talkin trash, so Jessica how do u like it?
|DPG| Max][mu$: slow or fast?
|DPG| Max][mu$: then she would be like
|DPG| Max][mu$: OH MAX!
|DPG| Max][mu$: i like it when it lasts!
|DPG| Max][mu$: LOL
|DPG| Max][mu$: then i would be like
|DPG| Max][mu$: no doubt! U got the best trout u could see, not an everyday average shakin up the seat!
|DPG| Max][mu$: then she would be like
|DPG| Max][mu$: but, max are u a candiate for H I V?
|DPG| Max][mu$: i would be like no
|DPG| Max][mu$: so give me some
|DPG| Yoshara: you should be a fricken rapper.
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol!
|DPG| Max][mu$: my rymes are wierd
|DPG| Max][mu$: but, i can rhyme when i want
|DPG| Max][mu$: I would be like Jessica, its a full moon plus me and you in the bedroom thoughts consume with the passion... of slow jam tunes and body action. I listen to your sexy voice as the water is splashin... with love juices with your sexy ass... I guess you know my style... im DPG Maximus I like it slow and fast... then out of nowhere Jessica showed me that nice ass! I was like no doubt! U got the best clan leader their can be! Not an everyday average that would shake up the seat! Not a canidate
|DPG| Max][mu$: for H I V, but Jessica be loving me cause I be the KING of it all like black mahogony
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: LOL black mahgony
|DPG| Max][mu$: good god
|DPG| Max][mu$: i should write a sex album
|DPG| Max][mu$: and rap it
|DPG| Max][mu$: lmao!!!
|DPG| Yoshara: LOL, you should.
|DPG| Max][mu$: LOL
|DPG| Max][mu$: heh
|DPG| Yoshara: I want to make a scary movie that at the end everyone is killed by this one zombie, and after this zombie kills everyone he looks and the camera and says "Foshizzle"
|DPG| Max][mu$: LMAO!!!
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol that would rule
|DPG| Yoshara: lol, I know. I would so see that movie in the theatres.
|DPG| Max][mu$: DPG is so scientific, as your clan kissed it, robobic? Nah, lets think optomistic, as you other clans thought you hit it... you probably missed it! Spooky, Vash, Fox, with cash shootin at the guy who was high tailing it through the underpass... watch out as Bojangles eats his chicken and bizcuits out the overpass then stamp DPGs name on it. DPG made the front cover of TIME magazine now count how many names on it.
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol i cant think now
|DPG| Yoshara: rofl. I am so putting this conversation on the forums.
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol nein
|DPG| Max][mu$: people would make fun of me
|DPG| Yoshara: and they don't already?
|DPG| Max][mu$: LOL :fu2:
|DPG| Yoshara: LOL
|DPG| Max][mu$: what i mean is
|DPG| Max][mu$: people would make fun of me more...
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: post it and u die!
|DPG| Max][mu$: LOL jk
|DPG| Max][mu$: oh i got a ryme
|DPG| Max][mu$: ready?
|DPG| Max][mu$: its about u
|DPG| Yoshara: lol, naaa, its not humanly possible to make fun of you more. I mean if you hear what bo and fox say about you behind your back
|DPG| Yoshara: lol go ahead.
|DPG| Max][mu$: ?
|DPG| Max][mu$: what the hell?
|DPG| Max][mu$: what are they saying?
|DPG| Yoshara: LOL, I am kidding.
|DPG| Max][mu$: ...
|DPG| Max][mu$: i wasnt
|DPG| Max][mu$: :O!
|DPG| Max][mu$: LOL
|DPG| Yoshara: bah!
|DPG| Max][mu$: anyhow
|DPG| Max][mu$: im jk lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: anyhow
|DPG| Max][mu$: ready?
|DPG| Yoshara: ya lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol ok
|DPG| Yoshara: 3 hours later....LOL
|DPG| Max][mu$: Yoshi scientifically got shot by Fox so hard it gave him the chicken pox, that produced a huge gash! Next thing you know he had to ask for Vash. Bojangles got pissed and demoted all of us, next thing you know no more DPG bucks! So Max was upset and pointed the finger at Folk and said outloud "ALL DPG are promoted for being slow pokes!" Bo was like huh and we all got pissed so we retalliated on the clan we were facing by rippin it up on Ship!!!
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: lol. Nice.
|DPG| Max][mu$: that sucked
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: you fit ship in, it was awsome.
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol ok thx
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: Ok, I have decided to take over the world...but I need you to gather some things.
|DPG| Max][mu$: so u want me to pick u up some watches and pick u up some rings?
|DPG| Yoshara: 1. scissors
2. 250 sheets of paper
3. A Bojangles chicken leg
4. Fox's arm
5. a wolf
6. Tina Turner's wig
7. A tumor recently cut off a 450 lbs woman.
8. some tweezers
9. a drill bit
10. Napolean's balls
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol?!
|DPG| Yoshara: with those items I will be able to take over the world. MUAHAHAHA.
|DPG| Max][mu$: So u say u want the rock, but 250 sheets of paper? What do i look like the neighborhood newspaper? Bojangles has a chicken leg... come on dont beg, give me Fox's arm as I put on my charm. Then let me bark like a wolf for wearing Tina Turner's wig, looking so funky you could of sworn she looked like a pig. The rumor was she cut off of a 450 pound woman, oh well its ok chicken and bizcuits arent for the good lookin! Some tweezers and drill bits? You must be out of your mind or have the ****s!
|DPG| Max][mu$: Napoleans balls?
|DPG| Max][mu$: nah their too small
|DPG| Max][mu$: call up on DPG for we can kick it with y'all!
|DPG| Max][mu$: LMAO!
|DPG| Yoshara: LOL. Omg max. Rapper career and I am your manager.
|DPG| Max][mu$: alright lol
|DPG| Yoshara: 20 pasos a gig lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: see weird thing for me is i cant freestyle on a mic
|DPG| Max][mu$: but, if i write it down
|DPG| Max][mu$: and then memorize it
|DPG| Max][mu$: im fine
|DPG| Max][mu$: wierd i know...
|DPG| Yoshara: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: or if i type
|DPG| Max][mu$: im ok
|DPG| Max][mu$: i wish i had the gift of being able to just flow right off the mic
|DPG| Max][mu$: but, then again if i did
|DPG| Max][mu$: i would be rich lol
|DPG| Yoshara: lol true true
|DPG| Max][mu$: well i think im done doing my rap ryems lmao
|DPG| Max][mu$: rhymes*
|DPG| Max][mu$: and i need to go to bed lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: i have to be up at 9:30 am lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: and its almost 4:30 am
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: lol good luck...I need to be up in 7 mins
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol that sucks
|DPG| Yoshara: lol ya. Sleep well LOL
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: well nice chatting with u bro
|DPG| Max][mu$: or ryming with u
|DPG| Max][mu$: or w/e u call it
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Yoshara: lol ya
|DPG| Max][mu$: my lil dinosaur
|DPG| Max][mu$: awwww
|DPG| Yoshara: Rawr, dino!
|DPG| Max][mu$: lol
|DPG| Max][mu$: cya yosh!

[Yoshara]

Well, max is probably gonna kill me now...or kick me out of the clan =/
LOL

[Meister]

LOL to much to read =/ :D

[§pòókÿ***]

heh wow

[S/Snake]

thats pretty sweet i guess i hope omaha doesn't share some of our private convos...

[Fox]

Wow I didn't think it would be a freaking novel but it was worth it. And Maximus how could you ever think me and Bo talk behind your back. Ouch. Ouch. :flipoff3: :hug:

[BigDogg]

LOL to much to read =/ :D

I agree

[Bojangles]

=/. I shoulda saved the stuff Assault sent me last night.. something about changing his name only on certain days to |DPG| Conman or something and how we all should do it and it'd be cool and interesting. lol..

[Fox]

Yeah and he also thinks he should change his name to Calliou :whack:

[Assault]

Wow. Everyone is learning my ways. Good job. You all pass my school.

[§pòókÿ***]

lol ;/